Monday, May 5, 2008

The Association for the Destruction of Weird Animals

We received some more disturbing information from the private investigator who has been digging up information about the APWA. It appears their fascination with weird animals may be a sham for something bigger.

After all my investigation, everything I've learned about the APWA can fill only a single paragraph. They seem to have somewhere in the range of 100 or so members, most of whom are scientists with a few corporate guys running things. I don't know any identities, but the head honchos are obviously very well off judging by the cars they drive. They have a secret lab somewhere in Australia where they keep a variety of strange animals in cages, apparently running tests on them. I spent weeks trying to find the lab, but in the end I couldn't muster anything more than a couple photos given to me by an inside source, which were later removed from my hotel room when it was ransacked. The other thing about all their members is they have that strange symbol which was emailed to you by Derek tattooed on their body. And although I cannot verify this, my source inside the APWA has told me that since they took Buddy to Europe, all the employees have abandoned the Australia lab and left the animals to die. Obviously whatever they're doing with Buddy at stonehenge, it appears to be some kind of end game. Hope this helps.
What kind of monsters are these? We're going to try to dispatch someone to Australia to try to free some of these animals from the lab - if we can find the exact location. Anyone with information on the location of this lab should contact us so we can help free these animals before they perish. Pictures of some of these creatures would help us determine what kind of protection we may need.

Please help us find our lost puppy before it's too late.

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