Monday, April 21, 2008

Buddy... where for art thou Buddy?!

I'm nearly in tears as I write this post on my way to laying my head down for bed. Buddy, we miss you. We love you Buddy. We know you're out there, I thought I heard you howling earlier.

Please be safe Buddy and stay away from the innocent villagers please Buddy.

Ok, bed time story:

Once upon a time there lived three little innocent villagers. Each was told by a seer that they would soon be visited by a hairy devil under a full lit moon. They scrambled around trying to find protection from this hairy devil.

Orgid, the first villager, had the idea they should build a house to protect themselves from it. They started with a brick foundation, but Borgis and Horgid both got a little too anxious. Borgis decided he would make a house out of wood, while Horgid started building a house out of straw.

Horgid finished his house just as the hairy devil approached. Borgis scrambled to finish his home, fearing that the devil would soon turn to him, but the devil stopped at Horgid's house and laughed. It jumped through the straw house and ate Horgid all up.

(stop me if you've heard this one before)

Then as Borgis finished his house, the devil approached it. It looked around the house, lifted it's leg and marked his territory... sniffed some more and pounced through the house. Borgis pleaded for his life, but the hairy devil ate him all up.

Then the Hairy devil made it's way up to Orgid's house. It walked around the brick walls contemplating the structure it now confronted. It looked and saw the sun was starting to rise in the East... then with all of its might, it jumped over the unfinished wall and laid down in his bed.

Good night Orgid... Good night Buddy

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