Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The stakes have jumped

So I was right - some of you readers ARE members of the APWA! I can't believe this, no wonder why some of the details we have received have felt like we've been on a wild goose chase. Listen, you don't know what you've done to our family and you don't know what you're doing with/to Buddy. Buddy's a member of our family, we love him. Please I beg of you - stop doing this to him and please bring him back to us.

Give up your search now. Our organization can camouflage ourselves and Buddy indefinitely.
We shall keep him safe from your monstrous plans!
Derek
Now that I think about it - I saw that tattoo on someone's arm! Was that you Mr. Derek? I don't forget faces! We're right on your trail and we know where you're taking him. Please don't take him there, that place isn't what you think it is. Stone Henge can really... really screw us all.

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